*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
get to know me meme - [2/10] favorite female characters
Cosima Niehaus - Orphan Black (2013)
"Dude, that’s complex."
THEY ACTUALLY PUT SUGAR PACKETS IN THE POCKETS IM DYING
Several coworkers caught us shoving office sugar packets into those coat pockets.
(We are banned from the office supply closet until further notice.)
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia